Big news today as the world’s most well-hated unpopular opinion generator, SeventhStyle, made its unannounced return after a year-and-a-half hiatus. The highly controversial anime website has returned just in time to desecrate the pride of the upcoming summer 2017 anime season.
Many were left in terror at this news, and fans of Sword Art Online were unable to be found for comment. We turned to fans of conventional yet classic shounen anime Chrono Trigger instead, who told us “at least our main characters die when they are killed”.
For any and all contact purposes please refer to: firstname.lastname@example.org
We expect to provide analysis and insight on anime series we happen to be watching, pleasant or putrid the experience may be. Our focus will be more specific and curated towards this premise, as trash day was yesterday, and we had to leave most of what modern anime culture has to offer on the curb or face municipal fines against our company.
“Who are you?”
This iteration of SeventhStyle is presented to you by Seven and Violet, featuring some other people too. Urban legend has it there has always been another administrator named “pink” but nobody has ever met him.
“You suck and so does your website!”
As does your mother, but I do not exclaim this to her person.
“Do you have any social media?”
The only two official pages are:
and on Twitter @7thStyle_com
We don’t use them for anything except sharing links to new posts, which you could just get conveniently delivered via email by signing up over to your right. Either way, the Facebook and Twitter are there if you want them.
We do not have any other social media, and please pay attention the URLs, if they don’t match, it’s fake.
“Why is it 7thStyle.com now instead of SeventhStyle.com?” SeventhStyle.com redirects to 7thStyle.com. We previously only used 7thStyle.com to host images and not the website itself, however, we decided to put the whole website there now. Many people were having trouble spelling the word “seventh”.
Eliminating unnecessary details is the ultimate in simplicity, henceforth it is now just “seventh.style” – yes it’s true, you just type “seventh” dot “style” and that’s it. Our email remains the same as always though, email@example.com. If you want to, you can still type 7thstyle.com or seventhstyle.com too but I don’t know why you would.
“Do you still import goods from Japan?”
“Who do I send hate mail, spam, Trojan and other malware, and possibly my own ideas regarding articles or your website to?”
If you have any questions you can email us or just ask in the comments below.